As a Roman Catholic, I Truly Believe that Jesus was very FUNNY while here on earth. After all, Jews are the best comedians. I don’t know who took all of His funny lines out of the New Testament BUT but I’d wager it was some dour Lutheran in the1700′s. I belief the real Jesus used laughter to attract all the people to Him. Remember the wedding when he changed water to wine – proves to me that Jesus was a total party animal!!! BEHOLD the awesomeness!!!!

@heavnnnsent im an atheist and i approve your message! =) cheers

wen i hear this i think of mii bae 8.28.10 ily

Can u name the presidents/vice pres. & their wives/children? Stars in the sky-automobiles by manufacturers? kinds of dogs, horses, cats, birds? How can u run out of questions? just hang around a bunch of little kids.

here are some questions I have asked me past bf’s.

-Describe your perfect date.
-What was your most embarrassing moment?
-What is your best memory?
-Tell me why you like me.
-What turns you off?
-What turns you on?
-What are your future plans?

etc.
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How in hell could oral sex be illegal?

@RecidivisticRex
Well you said you dropped out of grad school, you didn’t say it if was Masters or Doctoral though. It’s unusual for people to publish articles when they aren’t affiliated with a university. The thing about curing cancer sounds like a mega-delusion of grandeur i’m afraid…

lmao @ why has God only given us 15 thousand billion years left to live before the sun dies

Man ILove Dis Sonqq .

what is your favorite song of all time?
what tv crushes have did you have as a child?
what is your favorite animal?
what cartoons did you watch when you were a kid?
did you ever dance in front of the mirror?
how old were you before you stopped believing in santa?
do you belive there is gold at the end of the rainbow?
have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
what is the most embarrasing thing that has happened to you?
why did you choose me as a girlfriend?
how much do you love me?